CPS

So, I got a visit from CPS today and came to the conclusion that I am an absolute SAINT!
From what they said and asked, here is their definition of a WONDERFUL Mother: provides a place for the children to sleep (doesn't have to be a bed) , has enough food for TWO (only two!) meals in the house, and doesn't excessively use alcohol or drugs in the house.
Are you kidding me?!? That's all it takes to be a good mom? I guess I have nothing to worry about!